You aren’t a fully-grown man until…
Told about some of the questions, including the one on childhood crushes, [former President Joseph] Estrada admitted that he had “none yet” in his elementary years.
Estrada, speaking through spokesperson Didagen Dilangalen, said he was not a fully-grown man then.
“I was yet uncircumcised,” he said…
[from The Philippine Daily Inquirer, October 15, 2004]
What does circumcision have to do with having grade school crushes and being a fully-grown man?

haha…alam mo naman si erap…